ICELAND: You’re Coming.
June 2026: 10 Days of Geothermal Bliss, Not so Questionable Driving, and No Darkness.
Our Mission: An Official Intervention
Escape our regular adult lives for ten days and find out what happens when we drive around an entire country that looks like another planet.
Legal Note: Saying no is not allowed.
Why This Isn’t a Request (It’s a Gift)
The problem with vacations? They end when it gets dark.
The Iceland Solution: THE MIDNIGHT SUN! ☀️
June means 24 HOURS OF DAYLIGHT. Think of the activities! Think of the Midnight Sun Drinking! We are legally obligated to maximize daylight hours and confuse our internal clocks until we break.
The Vibe: How We Roll
The Car (Our Sanctuary) 🚗
We rent a large 4x4 - DEFENDER it is!. Not to cross a river, but for the mandatory three layers of clothing, two weeks of snacks and beer, and one designated driver and 2 part time drivers.
The Playlist 🎶
Ten days of your questionable music choices and my excellent ones. This is non-negotiable.
The Money Talk 💸
Airbnb supremacy. We cook our own dinners.
Master The Layers 🧥
We will wear all three sweaters at the same time and look like glorious human marshmallows.
The Thermal Baths Quest ♨️
We will visit at least three hot pots, eventually deciding the free, natural one was the best.
Pro-Tip: Sleep Mask 😴
Pack one, unless you enjoy waking up at 2:30 AM thinking you're late for work. Which you are, but not for 10 days.
The 10-Day Ring Road Itinerary
Behold: The Master Plan. This is our 10-day battle strategy against boredom. Click each day to see the specific flavor of adventure (and inevitable friend-drama) that awaits.
AKA: Shared Financial Trauma
Look, it's not cheap, but splitting it four ways makes it... less terrifying. Here's a rough idea of what we're splitting. (Don't panic. Don't panic.)
Chart is purely for illustrative intimidation.